One time I was in line in the drug store and the checkout girl was all upset and her friend was telling her that “he was a jerk, anyway” and all sorts of other things that friends tell each other when they got screwed over by some guy.
Well, for some reason I felt helpful so I said to the girl: “Hey, I know it really hurts when you break up with someone,” and she was sad and nodded. So I said: “did you ever hit your thumb with a hammer?”. She looked puzzled but said yes.
“Did it hurt?” I asked.
“Yes” she replied.
“Does it hurt now?”
She smiled and said no. I walked away happy that I had helped her.
So, now that you know I am all sweet and everything, I want you to not change your impression of me after you realize all the things I thought up in that video. Remember, I am sweet!