31 Scary Things #30: Pain

One time I was in line in the drug store and the checkout girl was all upset and her friend was telling her that “he was a jerk, anyway” and all sorts of other things that friends tell each other when they got screwed over by some guy.

Well, for some reason I felt helpful so I said to the girl: “Hey, I know it really hurts when you break up with someone,” and she was sad and nodded.  So I said: “did you ever hit your thumb with a hammer?”.  She looked puzzled but said yes.

“Did it hurt?”  I asked.

“Yes” she replied.

“Does it hurt now?”

She smiled and said no.  I walked away happy that I had helped her.

So, now that you know I am all sweet and everything, I want you to not change your impression of me after you realize all the things I thought up in that video.  Remember, I am sweet!

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10 replies

  1. -victim screams- What’s the matter with pain?

  2. Delighted to see that you have not yet succumbed to sanity.
    AnElephantcant help feeling it is sadly and badly overrated.
    Posted Halloween blog, this is your alarm call as threatened.

  3. I hate it when I forget I have a million papercuts and put on my lemon suit!

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