Horror Gif of the Week: Skin Care

Hey folks. Do you wake up with dry, chafed skin? I sure do. As you can see from the image below, the dried skin flakes practically fly off of my face in the morning when I snap myself out of bed like some weird mummy.

But I’m here to tell you that things can improve. With Acadia’s patented Rejuvenating Skin Nectar you can be supple and sexy first thing in the morning and last all day. From the office to the gym to the nightclub you’ll be looking great and have a super slippery face!

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Acadia’a Rejuvenating Skin Nectar is:

  • gluten-free
  • peanut-free
  • hypo-allergenic
  • recyclable
  • free-range
  • locally sourced
  • carbon neutral
  • non-judgmental
  • super-tolerant
  • and made from all-natural ingredients!

All it contains is water, sugar, green food coloring and the shaved off skin of old lady heels and corns and the edges of their toes.  Like when you have one of those graters and the skin comes off and it is all crackly?  We mix that up good and put it in there.  Drinking it is sort of like sucking on an old lady’s heel until the skin sloughs off into your mouth and sticks between your teeth and eventually goes down the back of your throat like a soggy dorito with one hard piece that you feel rubbing as if goes down.  But with sugar and it’s green. Buy some today!

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4 replies

  1. Nothing important is ever in fine print. I’ll take 3.

  2. I never thought anything could be grosser than the “good advice” gif. But today I was introduced to “psoriasis skin cloud of the damned” and I stand corrected.

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