This was all you guys when you came looking for the gif post today.
You were probably worried sick. Wondering what happened.
Maybe I was kidnapped.
Maybe I was on a game show. I could have been on Cash Cab today and you wouldn’t know. I could be your neighbor for that matter. Maybe next time your neighbor sees you and is all: “Hey! I was on Cash Cab!” you will think it’s me.
Maybe I am in the army and I had some missions to do.
Maybe I was doing something I can’t admit to you even though I tell you guys everything. Maybe what I did was so terrible that I need to keep it a secret. A terrible, murderous secret.
Nah, just kidding. I was busy at work. And if anyone asks you, that’s what you will tell them. *cracks knuckles*