It was Professor Plum in the front yard with the wrench. The front yard? Was that one of the places in Clue? Well it is if you mean the game of Clue I put in my front yard for Halloween! Feast your eyes upon the players. The weapons. And…not the rooms. What was I going to do, put tape on the lawn and write “conservatory” in the middle of a big square? Come on! That would be extravagant and dumb
as you can see I am.