Hey everyone. Again it feels like the cards are timing themselves perfectly. It is coming up on fourth of July which is (as far as I know) the ONLY Summer holiday that never ever involves some grouping of chores. Labor Day and Memorial Day always involve opening or closing something because there’s a long weekend. But 4th of July
could be on some random Tuesday
so you can’t plan anything but fooling around. So you are exempt from this activity.
So what do the monsters in your crawlspace do while you all panic because one of your kids stepped on a sparkler? Well, they wait. It’s too hot for them to do anything else. They sweat and wait and wish that instead of just eating you they could create toxic mold to further inconvenience you. But they can’t do either. Well, they could eat you but it is so hot that they aren’t really hungry. Maybe some watermelon would be nice.
Happy 4th of July. Have a séance and raise the ghost of John Adams and tease him for being short!
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