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I'm a professional lion puncher. Whale hunter hunting is a hobby and some parts of me are metal.
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31 Halloween Activities #7: Embarrass Your Pet
Dressing animals up on Halloween is an injustice. We should really be dressing them up all year round. If they are too hot in the spring, put them in a bathing suit! You could take all your cats, give them… Read More ›
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31 Halloween Activities #6: See a Ghost
Ghosts don’t usually appear when the weather gets warm. Think about it. You ever heard of a haunted beach? How about a hut? Nope. Haunted places are usually rickety and cold. Well, I guess except for the St. Augustine Lighthouse…. Read More ›
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Friday Night Features: “Crooked Rot” Short Film
ATTENTION PLEASE THIS IS NOT EVA IT IS ACADIA. Eva had some really good post lined up but she hurt herself doing something (prolly lifting a coffin) and took a muscle relaxer. Then she said she was watching a movie… Read More ›
The Year of Halloween 