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I'm a professional lion puncher. Whale hunter hunting is a hobby and some parts of me are metal.
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31 Scary Things: #19 Clowns
How messed up would it be if there were a bunch of people who dressed up as really scary monsters and went around trying to scare people all the time but instead of people thinking that they were scary they just thought… Read More ›
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31 Scary Things #18: Haunted Cars
Cars are scary but not as scary as The Cars. Can you imagine if you rolled over in bed and saw Ric Ocasek looking at you? Dude is not handsome. At all. I am but he’s famous and I’m not. How fair is… Read More ›
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31 Scary Things #15: Witches
I bet you can’t guess “witch” video this is! I am sooooo gonna get fired…. Related Posts: – Silent Sundays: I Married a Witch (1942) – Scary Things #13: Mad Scientists – 31 Scary Things #10: Sex
The Year of Halloween 