How messed up would it be if there were a bunch of people who dressed up as really scary monsters and went around trying to scare people all the time but instead of people thinking that they were scary they just thought… Read More ›
31 Scary Things
31 Scary Things #18: Haunted Cars
Cars are scary but not as scary as The Cars. Can you imagine if you rolled over in bed and saw Ric Ocasek looking at you? Dude is not handsome. At all. I am but he’s famous and I’m not. How fair is… Read More ›
Blood, Boneyards, and Other Scary Things
Today puts us just 3 short months from Halloween, my dears. Owls and rust-colored chrysanthemums have already started popping up in in stores, like heralds proclaiming the impending arrival of coal-dark ravens and grinning calevaras. Are your thoughts starting to turn to… Read More ›