Cars are scary but not as scary as The Cars. Can you imagine if you rolled over in bed and saw Ric Ocasek looking at you? Dude is not handsome. At all. I am but he’s famous and I’m not. How fair is… Read More ›
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31 Scary Things #12: Ghosts
What if ghosts could travel through time? It isn’t like they aren’t already breaking laws of physics anyway… It would be awesome to haunt my enemies now, while I can gloat at their fright. I’d also ask myself how I… Read More ›
A Tinfoil Crown for the Kingdom of Nye
Oh, Art Bell. Late night radio hasn’t been the same since you left. We need aliens at 2:00 am! The resolution of Mel’s Hole! Also Area 51 callers, Old Navy being part of an Illuminati cabal, Daniel Murray, the Windsor-Bush Lizard People… Read More ›
The Year of Halloween 