Oh, Art Bell. Late night radio hasn’t been the same since you left. We need aliens at 2:00 am! The resolution of Mel’s Hole! Also Area 51 callers, Old Navy being part of an Illuminati cabal, Daniel Murray, the Windsor-Bush Lizard People Bloodline, and of course, Ghost to Ghost AM every Halloween. Come back, Art Bell – we need you!
Sigh…I guess I’ll have to settle for this completely random Art Bell spot for Harris Teeter until he decides to unretire again. Do they even have a Harris Teeter in Parhump?
(Cheers to the dashingly roguish Acadia Einstein for originally posting this video)