I have decided that even though the show is now about Turkey Skin, I want the ghostly Mr. March to win at the end of the season finale tonight. And when I say “win” I mean still have his hotel… Read More ›
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It’s the Story of Turkey Skin: American Horror Story Hotel Returns
AHS Hotel returns tonight after a three-week holiday hiatus. So what have you forgotten about since we last heard from our hellish hotel habitators? Read below for a refresher so you can (sort of) understand what’s happening when you tune in tonight!… Read More ›
Goddesses Don’t Speak in Whispers, They Scream: American Horror Story Hotel Episode 5
For today’s AHS: Hotel recap, I give you a picture of Buffy the Vampire Slayer because I want Buffy to go to the hotel and kill all the vampires, so we can just deal with the cool haunted hotel part… Read More ›