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I'm a professional lion puncher. Whale hunter hunting is a hobby and some parts of me are metal.
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31 Halloween Activities #5: Watch “Wait Until Dark”
Eva shows you movies every Friday night. I am just going to have you see one to get yourself in the mood for Halloween. I am not even going to do a bunch of jokes in this post because I genuinely want… Read More ›
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31 Halloween Activities #4: Walk Into A Spiderweb
It’s April. And where I’m from, that means inchworms. I don’t understand them. I don’t know when they call them in countries that have the metric system. I don’t know why they get way up in a tree just so they… Read More ›
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31 Halloween Activities #3: Wear a Sexy Costume
Given how close we are to Easter, I think it makes sense to dress up as a sexy Easter Bunny. Or if not sexy, at least AN Easter Bunny. I mean, it isn’t like there is anything else good to… Read More ›
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