I'm a professional lion puncher. Whale hunter hunting is a hobby and some parts of me are metal.
I have decided that even though the show is now about Turkey Skin, I want the ghostly Mr. March to win at the end of the season finale tonight. And when I say “win” I mean still have his hotel… Read More ›
AHS Hotel returns tonight after a three-week holiday hiatus. So what have you forgotten about since we last heard from our hellish hotel habitators? Read below for a refresher so you can (sort of) understand what’s happening when you tune in tonight!… Read More ›
I have to hand it to the people who make American Horror Story. They don’t let anything go to waste. They took the murderer from last year and made him a model/vampire this year. Then they had him fall in love… Read More ›