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I'm a professional lion puncher. Whale hunter hunting is a hobby and some parts of me are metal.
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Going Overboard with Halloween Decorations
Now that I have lived in the same state for a few years in a row I decided it was time to start tricking my house out for Halloween. I know that I am small potatoes right now (oh how… Read More ›
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Horror GIF of the Week: I’m Late and the Horror is….ME
This was all you guys when you came looking for the gif post today. You were probably worried sick. Wondering what happened. Maybe I was kidnapped. Maybe I was on a game show. I could have been on Cash Cab today… Read More ›
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Horror GIF of the Week: Stay Classy
If I ever get a messed up, melt-y face and have to weirdly dry-hump an oozy skeleton lady with jacked up glasses and pearls I hope I keep my tie on like this guy. I just think it’s classy. I… Read More ›
The Year of Halloween 