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I'm a professional lion puncher. Whale hunter hunting is a hobby and some parts of me are metal.

• Horror GIF of the Week Presents: 31 More Horrorific GIFs

  By Acadia Einstein on October 28, 2014 • ( 15 )

  

  Eva Halloween is a terrible monster.  Look at the gifs the picked out for this year.  She knows I hate eyeball stuff and she has eyeballs ALL OVER THE PLACE.  I should be able to complain to the internet writers… Read More ›

• 31 Halloween Activities #29/30: Go Trick or Treating Like You Mean It

  By Acadia Einstein on October 21, 2014 • ( 5 )

  

  This breaks my streak of cards that go together.  These two things seem to cancel each other out.  If you can cast a spell you don’t need to go trick or treating.  You could just whip up some candy all… Read More ›

• 31 Halloween Activities #27/28: Carve a Pumpkin…In a Cemetery

  By Acadia Einstein on October 15, 2014 • ( 1 )

  

  As I have noted before, the way these cards have come up during the while year has bordered on the spooky (see what i did there?).  Looking at carving a pumpkin and going to a cemetery has caused me to… Read More ›