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I'm a professional lion puncher. Whale hunter hunting is a hobby and some parts of me are metal.
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New Year’s Resolution: In 2015 I’ma Let Me be Me!
As the only other full time writer here in Eva’s Mansion, I have some perks. I get the second best parking spot. I have a whole bathroom to myself. I am never not in the top three in ANY category… Read More ›
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Friday Night Features: “Exit” Short Film
Hey there, Friday Night Features fans. Eva left me to host this week’s movie, and even though it was 10 minutes long (omg sooooo looooong) it was pretty awesome. Julian Glover, the main actor, is very recognizable. I remember him most vividly… Read More ›
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His Target is Santa Claus: 1983’s “Don’t Open Till Christmas”
The movie is supposed to be about someone murdering Santas in London. Now, I am no ace detective, but I am going to go out on a limb and say that as soon the news announced the murder of Santa… Read More ›
The Year of Halloween 