I know. You must be surprised to see someone here other than the lovely Eva. And I have to admit I stammered a bit when she floated over to my corner of the cemetery to invite me to spend some time if her gloriously dreary mansion. But I plan to do my best to keep the conversation dark and the topics horrifying.
My name is Acadia and I am looking forward to meeting all of you. I have been a fan of Eva’s and I am great, which means by my logic you must be great as well. And if I manage to entertain one or two of you I will feel like I paid for my room and board.
Like many of you, my favorite time of year is October, specifically Halloween. But until I met dear Eva I was stuck waiting 364 days for it to come back every single year. The Year of Halloween is a much needed oasis for me. It’s hard trying to be funny all the time. It’s like I am telling you I am Pagliacci except I’m not sad. I just want you to be unnerved. Here’s hoping!
And since I don’t want to leave you with nothing but my promises, here is a little bit of “Watchmen” where Rorschach contemplates the death of The Comedian and invokes Pagliacci. I was told to stay on topic.