I’m getting a house soon and if it is haunted I will not be pleased. Unless it’s a ghost that talks and dresses nicely and helps me out of jams. That could be good. But I don’t want to get stuck with some lame ghost that just looks sadly out a window or tries to rip out my soul.
If I get that kind of ghost I am going to demand it pay my closing costs. Freeloadin’ ghosts… *mutters*