I was thinking about werewolves the other day while taking a sexy shower and noticing how hairy I am. And it occurred to me that nobody that I know of has ever addressed the aging of werewolves fully. Like, if Phyllis Diller had been a werewolf, would she have been a 95 year old wolf? And would that have been 665 in wolf years?
If not, then I cannot imagine anything more terrifying than a really big wolf with 95 years of life experience. Chew on that.
See what I did there? Chew?
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The Year of Halloween 
Good to know — can’t climb trees, or swim…
I enjoyed this — thanks!
No werewolf noises today?
*makes sad face*
I’m also pretty sure that you could hide under a car since wolves don’t have thumbs.
Aren’t they all clawed and reach-y, though? This advice seems dubious, sir.
Lol, never quite thought of that. I posted about werewolves today too! 🙂
Oooo, I love Ginger Snaps! I added your site to my side bar, by the way – you pick the best movies to review! 🙂
Thank you!!! 🙂 It is much appreciated and if I haven’t already, I’ll go add yours to mine. 🙂
🙂
I’m just trying to help!
Aaaaoooooooooooooo!
Hooray! We’ll make a chorus for our next werewolf post and scare the pants off the rest of WordPress! 😉
I’ll second that: Aaaaoooooooooooooo!
Cootie, you’re in! I’m putting your secret decoder ring in the mail so you know when the pack is assembling. 😉
That’s what I said!
Werewolves aren’t as good at skating as vampires.
Compelling.
This was clearly sponsored by the anti-werewolf lobby. Everyone knows that vampires suck, after all. 😉
He didn’t even skate very well!