I was thinking about werewolves the other day while taking a sexy shower and noticing how hairy I am. And it occurred to me that nobody that I know of has ever addressed the aging of werewolves fully. Like, if Phyllis Diller had been a werewolf, would she have been a 95 year old wolf? And would that have been 665 in wolf years?
If not, then I cannot imagine anything more terrifying than a really big wolf with 95 years of life experience. Chew on that.
See what I did there? Chew?