31 Scary Things #20: Werewolves

I was thinking about werewolves the other day while taking a sexy shower and noticing how hairy I am.  And it occurred to me that nobody that I know of has ever addressed the aging of werewolves fully.  Like, if Phyllis Diller had been a werewolf, would she have been a 95 year old wolf? And would that have been 665 in wolf years?

If not, then I cannot imagine anything more terrifying than a really big wolf with 95 years of life experience. Chew on that.

See what I did there? Chew?

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18 replies

  1. Good to know — can’t climb trees, or swim…

    I enjoyed this — thanks!

  2. Lol, never quite thought of that. I posted about werewolves today too! 🙂

  3. Werewolves aren’t as good at skating as vampires.

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