The gif this week is actual footage I shot of a super ghost. You might be wondering how it is that I got such a good ghost picture where those ghost shows with all their high tech gadgetry never get anything. They bumble around in the dark asking each other if they heard/felt/saw that. Then they spend a whole day trying to figure out what happened and realize the answer is nothing. They could have filmed the night my friends and I tried to sneak across the lake to the girls’ cabin and it would have been the exact same thing.
Anyway – back to super ghosts. You never hear much about the hierarchy of departed souls. They can’t all be equal. The afterlife isn’t Russia. Noooo. There are super ghosts. I am not 100% sure how they get that way, but they can do things regular ghosts can’t. Regular ghosts do stuff like this:
- Look out windows.
- Open your cabinets.
- Go OooooOOOOOooooooOoo
Super ghosts, on the other hand, can fix radios, drive cars, and physically slap you in the chops, so they are not to be trifled with. Also the one from the gif knew all the words to “One Week” by the Barenaked Ladies. Even the really fast part at the end of the second verse about the golf clubs! Unfortunately, after he was done singing it he tried to kill me.
I would tell you how I escaped, but Eva wants me to do one of these posts every week so I gotta save some things up! Just take my advice and stay away from super ghosts. Well, unless you have a broken radio.
– Horror GIF of the Week: The Affair
– Horror GIF of the Week: Oh Come On
– Horror GIF of the Week: Rocking Chair
Categories: Horror GIF of the Week
If we could harness super ghosts for good, we would never have to worry about drunk drivers. Just get a super ghost to drive you home from the bar!
I’d be interested in a post about Soviet ghosts, if anyone needs ideas.
Thanks for the warning.
Can you find me a super ghost that will finish grouting the tile in my dining room???? PLEASE???????
I saw a superghost once, he repaired the tape deck of an 82′ Honda and then tried to murder a family of four. They had one of those “baby on board” signs on their car and everything!