The Year of Halloween

Horror GIF of the Week: Good Advice

March 6, 2013 3:44 am

Hey fellas! If you want a gal to think you’re cool and maybe let you take her to the dance, you should try to impress her. And the best way to do that is by being yourself! Here’s some tips.

Don’t pretend to like her music if you really don’t. Just say you would like to give it another try if someone as cool as her likes it.
Remember that when she is about to get out of your car for the first time, she will get terrified for just a second as she fumbles for the handle of your unfamiliar door configuration. This is not personal. It is natural terror everyone feels.
If you lean in for a kiss and you can tell she is going to offer you her cheek, kiss it sweetly and thank her for her company. And make sure you let her know what a nice time you had.
And if you see a really weird, damp shambly corpse outside and then later see him sneak into the side door of her house and creep into her room and shove his diseased and rotted tongue into her sleeping mouth, don’t call her again. Girls with corpse boyfriends who pretend they are single are NO GOOD FOR YOU! You will only get your heart broken.

For move love and dating tips – contact me here or over at my site. I’m here to help!

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31 Responses to “Horror GIF of the Week: Good Advice”

Ew, this is gross! :ppppp

By Fadorak on March 6, 2013 at 3:53 am
1. Love sometimes is….
  
  By Acadia Einstein on March 6, 2013 at 4:25 am
Ew ew ew ew ew! Such a gross gif, and I had to watch it about three times to figure out what was actually going on…

By runesandrhinestones on March 6, 2013 at 4:04 am
1. Hee – it is pretty gross.
  
  By Acadia Einstein on March 6, 2013 at 4:26 am
Very Good dating tips! I will pass this information on.

By haugustine1 on March 6, 2013 at 4:18 am
1. I hope people find them helpful.
  
  No need for anyone to be forever alone!
  
  By Acadia Einstein on March 6, 2013 at 4:27 am
Absolutely disgusting!

By Ms Misantropia on March 6, 2013 at 4:23 am
1. But did you like the gif?
  
  By Acadia Einstein on March 6, 2013 at 4:27 am
Oh God, WHY do I always click on your link to see what it is? GROSSSSS!

By Crysta Icore on March 6, 2013 at 5:29 am
1. Some day it might be a unicorn!
  
  By Acadia Einstein on March 6, 2013 at 6:34 am
  1. I might like that! But that tongue is choking out the other thoughts!
    
    By Crysta Icore on March 6, 2013 at 6:53 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

By theipc on March 6, 2013 at 6:43 am
1. *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACADIA
  
  Fixed
  
  By Acadia Einstein on March 6, 2013 at 6:45 am
  1. BAM!!
    
    By theipc on March 6, 2013 at 6:45 am
Well, at least I know I’m not the only one who has experienced the pain of a girl with a corpse boyfriend pretending she is single.

By spockirk on March 6, 2013 at 7:31 am
1. It’s a special hell we live in, brother.
  
  By Acadia Einstein on March 6, 2013 at 8:01 am
you’ll never find my corpse boyfriend, I keep him hidden.

By Jen Li on March 6, 2013 at 7:37 am
1. Putting a lampshade on his head is not “hiding” him.
  
  By Acadia Einstein on March 6, 2013 at 8:02 am
Sexy… oops, thats not what everyone else said?

By Parlor of Horror on March 6, 2013 at 9:14 am
1. I’m glad SOMEONE finally said it.
  
  By Acadia Einstein on March 6, 2013 at 9:18 am
In fairness, I don’t think that’s a tongue but more of a gross parasitic demon pod he’s impregnating her with. Then again, I suppose your advice counts double when the girl is not only secretly dating a corpse on the side, but also preggo with his monster baby.

By Eva Halloween on March 6, 2013 at 10:19 am
Dating……………..the REAL horror

By stacyfrazer on March 6, 2013 at 11:27 am
1. Because of the sinning
  
  By Acadia Einstein on March 6, 2013 at 11:38 am
For the love of all that is good and holy, WHY CAN I NEVER REMEMBER TO NOT VISIT HERE RIGHT BEFORE BED??? WHY??? Oh well, who needs sleep anyway, right?

By mistylayne on March 6, 2013 at 9:05 pm
1. I work so hard for you!
  
  By Acadia Einstein on March 9, 2013 at 5:34 pm
Definitely a parasitic demon larvae.

::barfs::

By TGNP on March 7, 2013 at 8:20 am
1. your finger is worse than that!
  
  By Acadia Einstein on March 9, 2013 at 5:34 pm
Looks like I found something to discuss this week in therapy…

By Dydan Waters on March 9, 2013 at 4:11 pm
1. ha. Tell the therapist it was a dream you had. That will get you your money’s worth!
  
  By Acadia Einstein on March 9, 2013 at 5:36 pm
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