Hey fellas! If you want a gal to think you’re cool and maybe let you take her to the dance, you should try to impress her. And the best way to do that is by being yourself! Here’s some tips.
- Don’t pretend to like her music if you really don’t. Just say you would like to give it another try if someone as cool as her likes it.
- Remember that when she is about to get out of your car for the first time, she will get terrified for just a second as she fumbles for the handle of your unfamiliar door configuration. This is not personal. It is natural terror everyone feels.
- If you lean in for a kiss and you can tell she is going to offer you her cheek, kiss it sweetly and thank her for her company. And make sure you let her know what a nice time you had.
- And if you see a really weird, damp shambly corpse outside and then later see him sneak into the side door of her house and creep into her room and shove his diseased and rotted tongue into her sleeping mouth, don’t call her again. Girls with corpse boyfriends who pretend they are single are NO GOOD FOR YOU! You will only get your heart broken.
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