So did you ever wish you had a gun when a monster was chasing you? I know I have. Maybe it wouldn’t help against Godzilla but a gun would definitely stop a gremlin. That is, if you can aim at it and shoot it. I don’t care what side of the gun debate you are on, I think we can all agree that unless your target is “the ground” you have a very high chance of missing.
So get a shotgun. Shotguns are made for people who can’t really aim. They just shoot a big blast of buckshot and obliterate things in their path. That monster will not stand a chance. Don’t believe me? Let’s check out this actual footage of a damsel in distress who has a shotgun to defend herself. Some tables gonna be turned now!
Oh.
Well, I guess the old saying is true. Guns don’t kill people. Monsters kill people with guns.
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I am almost 100% positive that that’s not how the saying goes.
Why don’t the monsters learn how to shoot? Is it a rule that they have to grab and bite people?
They can’t go to stores to buy guns, derh!
It might have helped if she had pulled the trigger. That’s an important part of the aiming and shooting.
She was paralyzed by fear. Or else the safety was on. I am betting on the safety being on.
And this is why I prefer machetes to guns.
*backs away slowly*