I’ve noticed a lot of the walkers seem to be missing an eye. Well, that’s not entirely accurate. They have both eyes, but in an awful lot of cases, one of those eyes is blatantly dangling from its socket, held in place by nothing more than the optic nerve and a fierce determination to make the living vomit.

I can do that, too.

It’s almost disturbingly easy. At least, the guys called it disturbing. They don’t seem to believe the people outside this windowless kitchen basement door are all just actors being paid to freak us out. I’m sure this is some kind of reality TV show. I’m not falling for it. Not on camera. Not at all. I’ll prove it to them.

Here’s how the eye thing is done. I’m sure of it. Well, 80% sure.

Plucked Zombie Eye

6 eggs
4 cups water
1 tbsp red food coloring